my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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