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He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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