Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I need moral support for this bender
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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