apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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