problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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