And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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