Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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