Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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