is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I have post one night stand depression
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