he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Randomize
