are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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