and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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