Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I wish i was in the wii world.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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