pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I wish life had little blips of pornography
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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