he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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