u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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