Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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