I think I am morally bankrupt
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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