that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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