just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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