Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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