i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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