Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Randomize
