ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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