GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He felt like a one man threesome
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
