i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Randomize
