pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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