Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
The Olympian is in my bed
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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