doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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