i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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