whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
why does every cop we meet know your name?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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