Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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