I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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