Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Alive.
So much puke
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
