yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
