Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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