just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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