Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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