i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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