Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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