You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
