: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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