Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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