Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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