I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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