what if I'm pregnant?
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He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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