So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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