I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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