i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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