He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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