Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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