Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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